11:20 pm

Standard Fantasy Names, by Race/Plot Significance

Thought I'd drum up a list of fantasy character names for you all (all meaning less than five people) to use in novels, comics, D&D, or whatever else you please. All of these should be considered public domain and free to use as long as you credit me, the esteemed original author.

Protagonists:

Thorg Bullfucker
Grag Smallpackage
Leonard Swordington III
Noh Personalatea
Todd Normalguy
Dude Dudesmith
Mike
Biceppio Throwthings

Antagonists:

Glethnar Falksssskbrrgvvvv'vv'v
Snidely Plansalot
Evil McVillainname
Skreth Shavestache
Flayer Bagelstein
Death
Dethname Dedguy
Fuckskull Ripcrusher
Igive Upeth
Major Decapitacious
Evil Badman

Side characters:

Dudebro Bestfriend
Wendy Buxomwench
Tits McCoy
Thirdus Wheelus
Plotto Devicio
Leper #3

Elves:

Treehug Peacemaker
Ya-all kata'araeerarrarraeeeioudeyn
Smu'ugge Assershion
Apostrophe'e Unnecessairey
U'unproenounseahble Clusterphhhhhhhhh-k
Woodstock
Weedius
Longhair Gnarlydank
Queen Noscope of the Forest Triples
Bowshoot Bushcamper
Grasswind Holeshitter
Jamescamerons Avaat'arr
Nippelle Faanservis

Dwarves:

Muchmead Lovebooze
Coolbro Loksmorth
Grug Grog
Beard Masculine
Dorf Morfsdowr
Stonefist Rockhammer
Cap'n Jack
Igneous Hardfuck
Snorl Minersson
Beardsley Donker
Sheila Hairysnatch
Digby Kickaxe
Dirty Dentures
Pintaguinness Stonesworth
Bud Weiser
Pabst Bloorebben
Ore Knot

Orcs:

Norg Bassdrop
Flog Blogdrog
Smash Hitguy
Skmuth Headbang
Broski Bigaxe
Thug Mudlicker
Rim Jobb
Cannen Fodr
Hugehips Liftalot
Stevie Necks
Axel Roads
Pecs Mansmash

Hobbits:

Eario
Nilbo Naggins
Smallio Shortstuff
Squat Hairyfoot
Juan Reeng

Lizard/Snake/Whatever People:

Reptor Illumernatty
Scaletongue Coldblood
Longtail Slowbrain
Misster Hissworth
Snakey Betrayalater
Forktongue Snagglesnitch
Stikmud
Crush Deathhug
Teeth McCoy
Hiram Hentai III
Boobicus Inexplicablus

Centaurs:

Horsedick Stealyogurl
Fabio Majestico
Mord Fustang
Longbow Fasthoof
Mick Foaly
Neighor Sugarlick
Haystack Oatmunch
Applewhack
Painbow Smash
Buckteeth Whinnyninny
Colt Confusedboner
Hunk Horseworth

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